2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray!
3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails!
4. He keeps all the records to himself!
5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me!
6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened!
7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay!
8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong!
9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats!
And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …
10. He is going to retire sometime in the future!!!
Courtesy : My firend Ankit
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