Thursday, July 1, 2010

10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar

I hate this man, Yes, I hate SACHIN TENDULKAR very much. You wonder why I hate him?THese are the Ten Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar...

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and hence doesn’t let me study!

2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray!

3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails!

4. He keeps all the records to himself!

5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me!

6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened!

7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay!

8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong!

9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats!

And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …

10. He is going to retire sometime in the future!!!

Courtesy : My firend Ankit

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